santa and his chia-pet-like beard growth.

In case you weren’t aware, it’s almost Christmas! (Its fourteen days! But, I love Christmas Eve too, so it’s almost twelve days!) I would post lovely pictures of my festive little condo, but I still haven’t purchased batteries and I can’t find Woman’s camera.

One thing I love most is Christmas shopping. I talked to Santa today and yesterday. His beard grew impressively between the two days. Don’t fret. He says I made the list, the nice list people!

 Going to the mall two days in a row does create a few problems that you should be aware of, besides Santa’s chia-pet-like beard growth.

First off. Don’t take your sister with you, she’s proven to be the worst wing woman in the world, unless she looks as tragic as she did. The attractive Zoomies workers will pay attention to you and your awkward-ness will be noticed by the men while they ask you which mustache you like best.

Secondly. Don’t yell “LOOK WOMAN!! SAN-TA IS HEREEE!” Even as a joke, you still get death glares.

Thirdly. Going to the Asian store and putting on their booty shaking, Zumba inspired, jingle hip wraps and dancing to the Zen music is frowned upon.

Fourthly. Going back to Zoomies for the second time they will not remember you, unless you awkwardly shout “Yes, we are back” upon your return. (Don’t worry kids; I have to go back tomorrow to find Woman a gift. Third day is the charm right?)

And fifthly. Be sure to get cash, because the muscle man store only takes cash or checks. So stop off at your bank and see the oh-so attractive banker. (He may or may not have invited us to a Christmas party and slipped us his card. I’ve never spent so much of my time at a bank before in my life.)

Don’t worry kids, I haven’t forgotten you in my Christmas shopping! I have a present for each and every one of my readers! You just have to wait for Christmas Eve to open it!

Happy Holidays friends! Keep the real reason for the season in your heart. (I know I’m trying to figure out what I’m giving the Christ this year, I gave him more sincere scripture study last year, maybe more attentive church attendance or praying more often?)

Anyways, it’s finals week next week so I may be a little m.i.a whilst I study until I die.

Pray for all the college students out there studying until they burst!