no, i'm not dead. thanks for asking.

Dear my little friends,
I am not dead. I'm in the land where cell phones don't work and Internet takes about seventeen years to load. I promise you all a very great post about Christmas cheer on Thursday when I return to my homeland. It will include:
Doggie kisses
'I like cake, I made a mess' (said by two-year-old Allen)
Why woman's bra is hung by the chimney with care.
Why I'm shingling a bird house in the morning.
Of course your Christmas present.
And much, much more!
Happy Holidays dear ones!
Talk to you soon!!
Meg.