Wednesday, January 19, 2011

of the woman and old faithful.

Woman got a bloody nose.
Yes, she put a tampon in it.
                It absorbs right up.
She was sitting at her desk doing homework and I was sitting on the floor. I said something to make her laugh and the tampon popped right out.
A Old Faithful-like explosion of blood began pouring from her nose onto me.
On me.
All over me.
How was your day?

2 comments:

  1. hahaha, that is so unfortunate.
    the only time someone's blood other than mine got all over me was when my friend cyler sliced his hand open in two places with a box cutter.
    and i had to help him make a makeshift tournaqit (i dunno how to spell, bascially).

    i'm not a huge fan of blood that is not my own.
    i'm not even a big fan of my own blood.

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  2. Now that's gross. I'm amazed that the tampon fit up her nose. Gross....

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