the gym, the limp, and the yoga mat.

I knew it was going to be an interesting night at the gym from the moment we entered Gold’s.

Woman and I often have adventures.

They were playing a cartoon in the cardio cinema, which is odd.  And they came and sanitized the place while we were running.

I was focusing on not falling off the treadmill when I heard a crash, bam, and shazam.

I turned to see Woman falling off her treadmill, grasping for the side bars to catch herself.

It all happened so quickly, yet it felt to be in slow motion.

She did catch herself, only to fall again, then, the finale.

A summersault off of the treadmill onto the floor.

Let’s be real, her face: priceless. The light scream: even better.

The fact that she didn’t die: The best.

She limped out of the room and wanted to go stretch out her swelling knee and bleeding calf. As we got settled on yoga mats in the stretching room, we both started laughing at the girl doing the splits who was trying to impress the man jump roping. She then took a slight tumble.

Yes. She slipped on a yoga mat.

Then she crushed her fingers in the dumbbells.

We decided that we needed to leave before she killed herself.

How was your Monday?