It’s Monday.
Monday’s are always rough.
Especially when the roommate in charge of buying toilet paper doesn’t buy toilet paper.
Aka, there is not a single roll of toilet paper in this apartment.
Who needs to pee?
Not me. Not one bit.
No sir.
Micturition is for squares.
Happy Monday little ones. Two weeks until Halloween!
SEINFELD!!!!!
ReplyDeletedearie, the first thing I learned about apartment living is... i'm letting you in on my secret... always keep a roll locked in your room. That way when roomies don't buy you can turn to your secret stash while they are left without.
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