reason 18 why i shouldn't walk in crosswalks.

So I’m walking in the crosswalk right by my apartment and there’s this HUGE mound of ice. I basically grandma it up and walk supremely slow, making a huge pile up of cars waiting for me to get outs their way.

I make it safely, thinking I have thwarted the ice’s vendetta against me.

And then slip and fall on my face on the ice on the sidewalk.

Ice: 1 Meg: 0

Happy Monday.